My Curse

I think that I'm cursed. The curse that is upon me is one that prevents me from obtaining employment. I know that there are jobs out there. I apply for a lot of them. I never get them. Bad luck wind been blowing at my back. Maybe I should start my own crime syndicate. Start with petty crime at first and then move my way up to extortion and assasination jobs. Or maybe not. Maybe being a cop is not that bad of an idea.