Because Drew did it.

11 LAYERS OF YOU

LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE
Name: Michael Sycz Jr Esq
Birth date: June 8
Current Location: Highland Park
Eye Color: shit brown
Hair Color: less shitty brown
Righty or Lefty: North Paw
Zodiac Sign: Who cares

LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE
Your heritage: Russian/Ukrainian/Polish Jew with a dash of Argentinean flavor.
Your fears: failure
Your weakness: Booze and nice girls. At the same time.
Your perfect pizza: thin crust, with an assortment of meats.
Goal you'd like to achieve: paying off my debts

LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW:
Your thoughts first waking up: I can take a nap at lunch
Your best physical feature: beard
Your bedtime: between 2200
Your most missed memory: My Treehouse

LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK:
Pepsi or Coke: beer(Drew had this same answer, and I would write something different but I cannot lie.)
McDonald's or Burger King: La Estrella
Single or group dates: As any predator would know, hunting for your prey while they are in a group can be very hard and nearly impossible. But once separated from the herd, the kill is easy.(Wow, did I just sound like a rapist?)
Adidas or Nike: Boots
Lipton Tea or Nestea: Yerba Mate
Chocolate or vanilla: Meat
Cappuccino or coffee: Coffee, Wesley Snipes.

LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
Take a shower: Every day, sometimes twice. I like water.
Have a crush? I will crush you!
Think you've been in love: unfortunately
Want to get married? I want to be the jaded, cynical guy and say no but I have to say yes. Hell yes.
Believe in yourself: I rather believe in other things
Think you're a health freak: I like to eat good food. Does that make me a health nut?

LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH
Gone to the mall: no
Been on stage: At a school function. Played the part of a pizza delivery man. (long story)
Been dumped: no
Gone skating: I feel off a skateboard yesterday
Dyed your hair: no

LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER
Played a stripping game: no
Gotten beaten up: yes
Changed who you were to fit in: it's called high school.

LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLD
Age your hoping to be married: In my twenties
Age you wanna have kids: I don't know

LAYER NINE: IN A GIRL/GUY
Best eye color: dark
Best hair color: dark
Short or long hair: either

LAYER TEN: WHAT WERE YOU DOING
1 MINUTE AGO: downloading Waits.
1 HOUR AGO: eating bacon and eggs.
1 YEAR AGO: December 4th was a Sunday last year so I probably went to church and loathing the idea of going to work the next day.

LAYER 11:FINISH THE SENTENCE
I LOVE: God, Baseball, My family, My Friends
I FEEL: Another beer
I HATE: The White Sox, The Cardinals, The Yankees, The Angels, The Giants, The Mets.
I HIDE: my real feelings
I MISS: Baseball, Drew, Amanda, Dan, Billy, Emily, Micah, Brent, Miller, and Sanchez.(and Jayson , I haven't talked to that guy in a long time)
I NEED: a babe.